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Previously
>>10245"What was in those?" edition
No.11665
this video is the worst thing to have happened to me this week I think
https://youtu.be/r1i97ShCYQA?t=78 No.11666
When did Logo Daedalus go back to being a good poster.
No.11671
>>11670like
nyotaimori but
ken instead of
nyo
No.11681
Consulting the BBW fetishists on how to love a large woman.
No.11686
>>11685Having watched many Korean films with a friend, I can confirm that you cannot tell what they're thinking
No.11687
>>11686"My guess is 'not much'"
No.11691
>>11689Pretty cool
No.11692
>>11666Maybe he had to visit an airport or costco or other third world bazaar tier place
No.11695
>OC preferences already warping story structure
Good, I'll take this to mean that they're "moving around on their own"
No.11696
>>11679Could've triple-decker'd the pun by making the cashier Indian
No.11699
>>11698At least synchronicity can redeem it, very trve
No.11700
Artist didn't do my 20k yen request and made me sad
No.11701
>>11680Wait they have roaches in their place?
No.11702
>>11700It expired in the till, or they ran out of time drawing?
No.11703
>>11701C*sh telling on herself
No.11708
>>11707Vriska Lusus reference?
No.11716
cannot focus
No.11717
>>11716That happens after bread/sugar for me
No.11718
>>11717I had mania yesterday is why
No.11719
>>11718get more mania
No.11720
>>11702120 day deadline and they didn't do it. My dumb ass believed in hope until the day
No.11721
>>11720Some artists do actually pull through at the last day, so it's not necessarily too foolish to hope. Suck, though, the only consolation is getting your credits back and hoping they feel guilty over it
No.11723
>>11693Progress report: I put some things away in boxes and now I'm taking a break
No.11724
>>11661Most of us could make a post calling another one of us deluded and stupid ぶっちゃけ.
No.11725
>>11662There's only one AGI(lity) race and it's Asians.
No.11726
>>11676God, you love all sorts of garbage, don't you
No.11727
>>11680>Plunging>
This is just a joke that doesn't work. Mostly because the art is ugly and C*sh doesn't know how to draw poses.
>>11694It's like dangling keys. Art's still ugly.
>>11697Still waiting to be proven wrong about the soldier thing.
>>11702>>11703It's "normal" in RENTland.
>>11710
x 2 COMBO
No.11728
>>11665"Everypony" level of wordsmithing.
No.11729
>>11692New Jersey airport?
No.11733
>>11715This won't be coherent but I just need to splooge it out.
It really makes
GREEN such an insufferable character beyond just "girl in the group" blandness. It's boring. Most of the "nice" characters in Woodstock just kind of smooth things over, there's no insight to be gleamed from their responses to anything. It makes these static characters, static relationships, and static stories so much more tedious because you have wet paper that are "nice" but have no clear-cut values or principles they abide by.
>But what about the Karkat-GREEN developmentA rare example of SOMETHING gradually changing in Homeshit and not being an asspull or retcon. But, keep in mind, this was hours from
GREEN's perspective. This is also a development that's kind of insufferable to read because it goes from
GREEN putting her foot down to just going "oh you card!" like John to Karkat. Yes, Karkat does say "Sorry" but it means
smurf-all ultimately because he's still Karkat and then they barely interact past this point. If anything you'd want to see the opposite happen with
GREEN accepting his bullshit because he's helpful and then refusing to talk to him or Karkat actively holding his tongue around
GREEN.
And we can pretend that Karkat had development when really he just pivoted because there was nothing he could do or plan or complain about. You can assume he's the exact same person. It just sucks to read.
All of this is ultimately just the result of all the characters needing to be mean-spirited to be funny and the nice characters just not having jokes. Everything is on the altar of letting people be rude, crass, callous, and hyper-critical because it's the only well of humor. So characters are just sort of forced to take it and not interact with who they actually like and there are basically no jokes to be had when there are two "nice" characters are on screen. JohnRoxy logs are some of the most insufferable in the comic. Where's the funny? Nice consolation price, btw.
While we're on the topic of Woodstock '99, why did Sollux become pissy again after becoming half-dead? He doesn't have his lisp and he can't hear voices. He's barely asked to get involved with things but he still acts like pre-blind Sollux. It's an especially sharp contrast with Aradia who actually did change (circumstantial and superficial as it may be); does he just like the idea of pissy Sollux with someone nice and bubbly (formerly Feferi)? That's the only reason I can think of. Also, old Formspring answer said that Sollux and Aradia's relationship is better left kind of ambiguous but everyone knows. Sollux swapping over to Feferi in the first place is also kind of baffling but that's for another day; we can half-justify it with pre-death Aradia being like Feferi but Sollux also seemed to dig the ghost and robot (who is only incidentally different from the ghost with her acts of rage which I presume Sollux would be fine with given his own tendencies?) version of her. It reads like forced drama, probably because it is.
No.11734
>>11733>does he just like the idea of pissy SolluxI always assumed Sollux was 中庸 on some standoffish friend he had (Wasian???)
No.11736
>>11734He was another self-insert because he's troll!Dave. The only question is why we had chill Sollux for like 3 seconds (with explicit rationale that doesn't change after he becomes half-ghost.)
No.11738
>>11726I don't actually watch that show, I just had that reaction image on hand (IIRC it was a
Russian whose post I saved it off, so go hate on them)
No.11741
>>11739I thought it said Rice Bomber for a second
No.11742
>>11741Rice boomer (wonders why millenials aren't buying those japanese rural houses with the massive attached fees)
No.11743
>>11738Why'd you name it after the character then?
No.11744
>>11742Rice is
No.11746
>>11745Plugged in to turn my bwain off
No.11747
>>11744Indeed (it's great as poverty food)
No.11748
>>11743Because sometimes I actually like to name my images properly
No.11753
>>11751Yes
The draft is coming back, so you, personally, will have to
No.11754
>>11753Do your own dirty work,
DERSITE.
No.11755
Could you imagine the world were Kingdom Hearts was Nintendo x Disney and not Square Enix x Disney (still inexplicably involving Tetsuya Nomura)?
No.11759
>>11755Nintendo didn't share a masonic lodge with Disney and SE, sadly
No.11760
>>11759But what if? Would you be stomping and slashing instead of awkwardly fiddling with a menu? Or how about all 3?
No.11761
I can't imagine the sheer mundanity of your existence if your biggest regret and source of shame is using the
FaYgO word or other such things in your teens and early 20s. Beyond that, I think you're worthy of contempt, partially because it's hard to imagine that you're a very good person. I think that in order to be a good person in CURRENT YEAR, you have to be a bad person first and seriously
smurf up, otherwise you end up as this directionless gray blob that's polite and politically correct and follows trends and bends to all criticism and votes and pays taxes and who sort of basks in the pride of no longer saying
FaYgO like a lizard absorbing sunlight. So, yeah, that's basically it.
No.11762
>>11761I would've sworn
FaYgO and retard were normalized again
No.11763
>>11762FaYgO DEFINITELY not, retard a bit but there's still a lot of people that will "ermmmmm" it