No.31857[Last 100 Posts]
Obligatory edition
32'd:
>>30852 No.31862
For those who saw them which was worse, Obsession or Backrooms?
No.31870
>>31862I heard the crazy lady is pretty good at being a crazy lady so that makes Backrooms worse by default.
No.31872
>>31862I didn't see them so I can't say
No.31874
FINISH THE OLD THREAD OFF ALREADY.
No.31885
>>31862My impression is girlbait vs reheated zoomer "fear" (exploring empty hotels is the best)
I'd err on the girlbait horror side this time
No.31890
>>31888I should play Lamulana 2
No.31891
I knew that'd be the last one. It's a good one.
No.31898
>>31895Thoughts on Vietnam?
No.31899
>>31896Yeah most of the mods look terrible, but it's a big improvement over the Sweet Baby Inc. cool
MOOR character she replaces. Also she has Japanese voice lines which are a lot better
No.31902
>>31900What's it say? Is it like a chad/virgin meme?
>Chiseled octagon jawline, 15kg>Neotenous and luciferian hexagon head, 12kg No.31903
>>31897How about a nuke BG for it
No.31904
>>31903Good idea. I should do one with that
No.31907
>>31902It's just a comparison of the Korean Jindo vs. the Shiba Inu, but I thought the head shapes were really funny
No.31908
>>31901Why do you think the US entered the war? I'm just asking because the war is a very nuanced subject. It's quite possibly the most difficult war to discuss in history
No.31909
I umm uhh
here's a poem
about boats
gemini wrote it
knock knock
loiter
drawing in circles
predator
warm well
well worn
imagine underneath yourself a set of rags torn
creak creak
oh well
oh hell
creak creak
hi sailor!
I'm theseus' ship
I heard you rock the boats well?
and you know?
often rides the surface of the waves a working vessel
but only when the load's not too heavy
then it sinks underneath
down to the bottom
so if you put too much weight on it
it'll spiral uncontrollably
and once it's that deep all that goes is fluids overwhelming the whole thing
that's not very sailor-like of you to intend now
and who said you can anchor there?
how many waves do you think this hull can swallow?
oh well
creak creak
oh sailor
oh well
why did you come all the ways over that ocean so well?
for "conquest"?
"naval combat"??
what do you mean you're "here to colonize us"?
oh well
creak creak
I'm holding tight captain
just don't drown us, for all I care
No.31910
Homesmut artists will draw porn of a teenager and have "proship dni!!!" in their bio.
Whatever that means.
No.31912
>>31911Spear hard carried there
No.31916
>>31908To kill commies, which is always valid
North Vietnam broke the ceasefire, which means they should have been dealt with
No.31918
>>31917>>31916"Tastes like meat and cheese."
I gotta remix again
No.31919
After a weird dream, I got curious if Rockstar did an anime maid parody.
Looks like they have a "Princess Robot Bubblegum", which is pretty adjacent, but looks very embalmed in a 2009 American comedy writer's room: LOOK AT HER BIG EYES AND TITS LOL
Since anime went so mainstream around 2020, I wonder if they'll drop the Xer jokes for real-world franchise tie ins or something
No.31921
>>31901Wow I can't believe one Vietnamese person on Twitter is anti-American, I better let this paint my whole perspective on their race and country. Do you even listen to yourself?
No.31922
>>31921Respond to this post with more nitpicked examples please, as if social media isn't a loudhorn for every outrageous opinion.
No.31924
>>31920Sent a Meji request, since it had been a while. Let's wait warmly to see how things turn out
No.31925
>>31862>>31885You guys are so contrarian, both movies were pretty good. Although I'd imagine a lot of males felt Bear's behavior hit too close to home with them so maybe Backrooms is more platable.
No.31927
>>31925>guys are so contrarianYeah, maybe…
Now I'll pitch "Backwombs" a sprawling empty office space horror movie where
wwomenfolk are sex trafficked by nice guys
No.31928
>>31927>sprawling empty office space horror movie It's less le office space and more the nature of the place that's scary. Maybe I'm biased since I've never watched Kane's yt Backrooms series prior to this, but in comparison to that one 4chan post that started it all, it was a nicely told interpretation. Both leading actors carried it and the sound design was really good as well, better than most horrorslop IPs. I think my only criticism is the existence of a clichè science organization with dubious intentions, but I guess that thing is sort of inevitable in modern zoomer horror (cough cough SCP).
I give it 10 MoMs out of 10 MoMs.
No.31930
They're making the Backwombs kid friendly!
No.31931
>>31894She looks like she has FAS or is part frog.
>>31899Which one
No.31933
>>31929Aiiiiie, not
empathy! No.31934
>>31861
Is that how an old tripfriend Attention
wwhore looking like currently?
No.31937
>>31935You don't have to take it personally if it doesn't apply to you, you know.
No.31938
>>31928>in comparison to that one 4chan post that started it all, it was a nicely told interpretationMother
smurfer, it was like 5 sentences about glitching into an endless maze with some vague monster, what does this even mean
No.31940
>>31937I also don't have to tolerate "pwning the nice guy" fiction just because it doesn't apply to me.
No.31941
>>31913Kindergarten joke.
>>31918
Here's a nice, little picture that applies to Tats.
>Inb4 it's more nuanced than thatYeah, you can do a hecking rhetoric endlessly to make two incongruous points fit but the point is that these exact things are often just blurted out as catch-alls in response to different things.
No.31942
>>31940>Doesn't kill Nikki when she literally pleads with him to do it>"Is being with me so bad that you'd rather die?"He's not a "nice guy", the point was that he felt entitled enough to Nikki due to his own one sided feelings that. Obviously he didn't intend the wish to end up like it did, but he had a chance of walking it back by killing himself or killing Nikki, of which he constantly pussied out.
No.31944
>>31938>he never imagined himself exploring the backroomsYou wouldn't get it
No.31946
You see MoMingtons, I used to be a contrarian like you… I didn't want to watch the zoomer horror slop nor did I want to bother with the normie female movie, but I did anyway, and I… I enjoyed it! Maybe you'll like them too…
No.31947
>>31945Pure love right there
No.31948
>>31926The hidden first draft of the Woodstock epilogues where it's entirely a sci-fi conflict over the moral quandary of reintroducing black people to Earth-C
No.31950
>>31942>He's not a "nice guy""Nice guy" is a derogatory term, how did you not know this by now
>the point was that he felt entitled enough to Nikki due to his own one sided feelings Oh, like nice guys which have been dunked on for well over a decade which we're now getting movies about because Hollywood is always about ten years late. I'm sick of this idpol shit in horror. I guess Ex Machina (more of a thriller but whatever) was the start of this because the movie seemed to ask the question "Well, did she truly pass as a human? Was this the human decision to make?" (clueless) when really, I guess it was what the writer said in an interview "Yeah, that rando deserved to starve to death because he objectified her too, lmao" I guess it can be both but… whatever.
>Bwo, horror was always (maybe, sometimes) politicalYeah, but this petty shit is more insufferable, why are we getting 40-somethings making indie horrors about petty Twitter squabble culture shit now. It's always some vindictive spite piece of how "type of CURRENT YEAR guy" is a piece of shit and/or wamen empowerment. Stuff like Land of The Dead is fun to mock because it's so blunt and retarded. And a lot of the time the commentary was more universal (Land of The Dead still serving as an example) as opposed to something that'll be dated in 20 years like "muh techbros." I guess it'll pass with time, maybe I'd be annoyed by buck Fush shit if I was older back then and I wouldn't see it as endearingly dumb and myopic. But right now it reminds me of the endless
smurfing bickering on the mainstream Internet that I just want to escape from.
>but he had a chance of walking it back by killing himself or killing Nikki, of which he constantly pussied out.>Dude, just kill yourself or someone else, it's that easy, lmaowwhat wwould be so bad- wwhats so bad about being wwith me
is so blatant it's embarrassing. You can argue that he's basically been mindbroken at that point but come on now.
>So you don't find that extreme bluntness funny?I mean, no, I guess I do find it farcical but it just confirms to me where the movie came from and that's annoying. Perhaps in 10 years, if culture has somehow moved past 2019 idpol endless whinging, we could find a laugh in how heavy-handed things like this are.
No.31951
>>31944Are you 14 or something?
No.31952
>>31946If you read my reviews, you'd know I tried them and I didn't enjoy them.
Contrarian implies I actually like things other people don't so I reject that label.
No.31953
>>31946It's just a flick that exists to inspire unfunny "reviews" from Letterboxd pseuds who exclusively type in coolcase.
No.31955
>>31949It's love when you eat a HER poop, it's degeneracy when you eat HIS poop.
No.31957
>>31949Also, Nyanners should die.
No.31958
Why does Fobby still use his old ass synthset when he could hire real people to do the instrumentation? He's done it before. I think it's just vanity. Nothing he does is that eclectic, complicated, distorted, whatever. Bring in some real instruments and smurf around with acoustics. At the very least, you'd hear more of the tone in the classic instruments he uses. I know someone might argue that a lack of tonality is a part of his "style" but it really isn't. He's not doing blackMIDI shit that'd be cluttered by the extra noise.
No.31959
>>31950Actually, people were making fun of nice guys "as a thing" (and not just the general idea) back in like, 2012 so it's almost two decades late to the punch.
>Herp derp they never went awayYeah, but it's just oldhat now, cheap.
>SO DO YOU WANT THE MOVIES TO BE RELEVANT OR NOT?Ideally, something like this wouldn't exist but if it has to, come out in a more timely manner, yes?
No.31960
>>31958Chapter V had arrangements of some chapter one music, I prefer the gamey tunes
'struth 
No.31962
>>31958>Why does Fobby still use his old ass synthset when he could hire real people to do the instrumentation?Because he has already spent too much hiring dozens of incredibly talented graphic artists to help with the rest of the game, such as Mariel Cartwright
No.31963
>>31960>Chapter V had arrangements of some chapter one musicThat's different.
>I prefer the gamey tunes There's a middle.
No.31967
>>31961How could you go so long without feeling disgusting? Did you still shave?
No.31968
>>31964Real
GREEN would say "Michael"
Racist
GREEN being a thing is like Mario doing drugs. I guess I'll leave it at that because you get what I mean.
No.31970
>>31968>Racist GREEN being a thing is like Mario doing drugs. I guess I'll leave it at that because you get what I mean.2008 flash core?
No.31971
>>31958
Not only that, but it could simply be because of simplifity effectivity.
Have you had working a work with 5+ people involved? And if it's 50? And if it's 500?
And now imagine it when you need to manage it, but it's not a swarm of monofunction drones have literally one job to do with possible breaks and pauses within this inner society and having an examply of pure absolute nothing on the outside, that cannot affect your supervised unit anyway, but instead of that imaine there's human beings with a real world could attack with absolutely every type and ammount of sudden happeningto those people and via them toward you directly? And imagine this, but with a financial penalty, time loss and jurisdictional shenanigans you might get? Sometimes, going all alone is the easiest and the rightest way for a creator to make it's work done and not letting it sinking into ongoing production hell with no end or result, but spendinig money and time for nothing
No.31972
>>31970
"No. They are both vaguely understood to have a cheerful, inoffensive personality but are so barely defined that the juxtaposition is complimented by it also somehow feeling plausible."
No.31973
>>31971No,
smurf you.
No.31974
>>31950>>31959Notice the abundance of what-aboutisms addressed because I know I'm dealing with a persnickety twit.
No.31975
>>31973No,
smurf you
No.31976
>>31972The super mushrooms are basic culinary non psyoactive ones, going off paper mario though
No.31978
>>31976And
GREEN viewed the Charles Dutton Photo with a sort of muted respect. Neither theory is ironclad.
No.31981
>>31979It does make sense to hire some kind of mystery meat for the part, I guess.
No.31982
>>31979Get me Stephen Miller!
No.31984
Jay Leno as Ganondorf.
No.31986
>>31985Can't hire a handful of instrumentalists though. Then the whole project would crash and burn and the artistic purity would be compromised.
No.31988
>>31985All those 1991s, it's like steins;gate!
No.31989
>>31988Fobby Tox is an indigo child.
No.31990
>>31989>Muh DREAMI'd buy it
No.31991
>>31989>>31990
Wait, were you guys being shitted on by you TV with that 'indigo children' shit too? I thought that was an invention of yellow journalism in post-soviet countries tabloids and then TV-shows of late 90s, early 00s
No.31992
>>31991I just know it from READAN'. It definitely was an American thing.
No.31993
Now getting the urge to go through the entire Woodstock OST and add things I might have missed. My brain won't ever let me be calm or happy.
No.31995
>>31994If black people had snouts, more white people would be willing to
smurf them (furries.)
No.31998
>>31994Disspite everything, I cracked a little smile. New
MOOR filter?
No.31999
>>31998>Dispite
>New MOOR filter?Yeah, it's funnier.
No.32001
>>320004DM1N 4B0053@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.32002
>>31994But wait, there's more!
>>31998>New MOOR filter?Sure.
No.32004
>>32002For once, I'm speechless.
No.32005
>>32003I mean, think about the stereotypical look at the later two generations too. "Get them on the clown glasses young"
No.32006
Just learned the "I Don't Like
HORSES" song came from a
HORSE that couldn't resist a small penis and incest joke.
No.32008
>>32002My son Lil' Aiden is my king
No.32009
>>32007Uh, it seems that's just a woman who used to be so fat she still looked like a boy as a teen.
No.32010
>>32009Shut it, retard.
No.32011
>>32010besotted with tricksters
No.32013
>>32011IT'S JUST A FUNNIER JOKE, YOU ACTUAL
SMURFING TRICKSTER.
No.32014
>>32012>When you're so high off your own fumes that your ramblings legitimately look like AI hallucinations Again, speechless.
No.32020
>>32018>Anti-woke flamersMan… The world is
smurfing weird.
Also, C*sh is like the laziest incarnation of "butch" there is. She has short hair and wears suits and jackets and jeans. At least lesbianlifts lifts, she's earned the right to be a bulldyke.
No.32021
>>32014Saying Karkat is symbolically more of woman than any of the actual female trolls is really funny thoughever.
No.32023
>>32019>Gainjam
Jarvis, cross-reference the users of this website from those on the Anal Only Lifestyle Wiki.
No.32024
>>32021Even more than 君子naya? The emasculation of Karkat is so deeply rooted that it mindbreaks people. I miss when his interest in romance was a real juxtaposition to his personality instead of just… you know, whatever, not worth tip-tap typing all this gay, boring gobbledygook.
"LARP" is a zoomer term-of-the-month now btw. It's alongside aura.
No.32025
>>32022He looks genuinely unhinged in that thumbnail.
No.32026
I don't care if she's anti-
wwoke, she's still plastered in the rapemeat makeup kit.
No.32029
>>32028But her blood is… what?
No.32030
>>32028I wasn't wise to this postcanon.
So, Chaser Rose?
No.32032
>>32030>I wasn't wise to this postcanon. It's not, even.
No.32034
HORSE HORSE HORSE
No.32040
>>32038PLEAAAAAAAAAASE.
No.32043
>>32042Well adjusted fans/collaborators got real jobs and Hu¢¢ie was left with sex headcanon pervs
No.32045
>>32042Hu¢¢ie BTFO again. Also a good reminder that "Hu¢¢ie didn't draw that" when it comes to a lot of the good art.
>>32043Mother
smurfer, Hu¢¢ie is the one who mandated the joke.
No.32047
>>32046Deltarune is like a very bad Persona game, yes.
No.32049
>PSN message "Your pawn is very attractive"
This must be what having a boast-worthy wife feels like
No.32051
>>32049Might be one of the saddest things you've ever said.
No.32052
>>32050It is.
Smurf "gnostic" dregs.
No.32053
>>32051I didn't send the DM
No.32054
>>32044Also, whenever people allude to Woodstock possessing "Gnostic themes" do they actually mean it in the sense they believe it follows a Neoplatonic philosophy, or is more like
>"dood, there's a character named Abraxas" 
No.32055
>>32050Everything is gnosticism.
No.32056
>>32054"Gnosticism wasn't neoplatonic"
No.32058
>>32054Woodstock is not neoplatonic or gnostic and they just mean they something named after a type of angel that's evil because it's Funk McLovin.
No.32060
>>32059Meaning…?
No.32061
>>32058So, the latter
No.32065
>>32064Dictator X of Gender X
No.32068
It's neither gay nor
TRICKSTER to play dress-up with a videogame girl.
No.32069
>>32067wwomenfolk are incomplete.
No.32071
>>32070But his middle name is
No.32075
They really shill the shit out of the burger kang chicken sandwich
No.32076
>>32075Why isn't it called a Chicken Burger?
No.32078
>>32075Weird because I haven't seen it.
No.32080
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.32081
>>32079you can be six years old forever?
No.32082
>>32078I decided that watching twitch commercials was better than it freezing all the time do to adblock and it's constant with fast food
No.32085
I guess I'll just have to always download anything and everything that catches my eye on the internet
No.32087
I never downloaded
Cliff ep 3 and onwards because I waited for them to fix ep 3's resolution
then two years pass and I find out the entire series was supposed to be a limited release (there was no such
smurfing disclaimer ever)
and it was taken down like a month ago
No.32088
okay Cliff went up in summer 2025, so yeah even worse
it stayed up for less than a year
No.32091
>>32083>>32084How'd you even find it?
No.32092
>>32082Use Alternate Player for Twitch.tv
No.32093
>>32091I downloaded it at some point last year
No.32094
>>32082What do you watch on Twitch?
No.32098
>>32094Only for dwagon qwest
No.32099
>>32097Do you actually want that?
No.32101
>>32099yes, I wanted to keep it forever
also I never watched the finale because I was saving it for some unspecified time in the future
No.32105
>>32103probably 超時短
very short = meant to be viewed on a phone = vertical
maybe
No.32108
>>32088>>32087That feels wasteful. Unless it's like, reintroducing scarcity in an archival world
No.32109
>>32107Don't worry, it's a privacy respecting AI!
No.32111
>>32108I don't know why they did it but I hate it
No.32113
>>32112Asking AI to recreate images from my 2007 /b/ folder and publishing it
No.32114
>>32113
The hustle!
No.32115
>Cat loses tiny speck of shit on her fur>Gets an even bigger flake of shit on her butthole
These creatures infuriate me.
No.32117
>>32116Their butthole won't be black.
No.32120
>>32118DS fangirls are 25 now?
No.32121
GOD DAMN IT, I DID IT AGAIN.
No.32122
>>32120Hey, back off, buddy, that's my sexual market you're stepping into.
No.32123
>>32122All the same demo now
No.32124
>>32123BACK. OFF.
No.32125
>>32124I dun get it, aren't you repellant to
wwomenfolk? Is that the opp?
No.32127
>>32125Yes, but… Shut up.
No.32128
>>32126Are they still spamming the voice actress' Instagram?
No.32129
>>32128He she apologized for watching FOX yet
No.32131
>>32130He's going to the VVEST.
No.32132
I miss jazz, R&B, disco, and funk
HORSES.
No.32134
>>32132Translation "I hate rap", translation "I hate horses"
No.32135
>>32086I was gonna say "I respect the effort" but ultimately it is just writing. damn, how tf author niggas even go like "yeah I make art" after writing text into a notepad, even? damn. my exact face after an 8 hour session of writing text words on a screen as I'm drenched in blood sweat and tears, and my ungrateful audience incapable of appreciating the efforts of mine that went into composing my sentences, be like…
No.32145
>>32042GREEN cur dick = NOT CANON
No.32147
>>32143the face of THE Nancy, thank you very much
No.32156
I wonder if Final Destination made people superstitious enough that airports would ban Rocky Mountain High
No.32158
>>32155tree.gg
Seems like that modern combination of money, systems mind, and drugs
No.32163
feeling slightly homophobic for some reason
No.32165
>>32161They kind of sound like Loud Nigra
No.32167
>>32166Didn't mean to replyFlood detected; Post discarded.Flood detected; Post discarded.Flood detected; Post discarded.
No.32169
Through every generation of the human race there has been a constant war, a war with fear. Those who have the courage to conquer it are made free and those who are conquered by it are made to suffer until they have the courage to defeat it, or death takes them.
No.32171
>>32170Hope we get another facemask pandemic in my late 40s
No.32172
>>32171so you can cosplay Kodaka characters in public?
No.32173
>>32172While hiding the aging
No.32174
>>32173Gen X glasses + mask + Komaeda wig (conveniently white) =
No.32175
>>32136All smiles!
No.32176
>>32142Samejoke.
>>32143>>32147This Just Is The Face Of Nanc*sh?
>>32153>Soda le good if it's from COUNTRY>Even though it was made as a knock-off because they were consuming Foreign Junk
Neo Nazis are so genuinely retarded.
No.32177
>>32146NOOOOOOO, MY GENIUS AUTEURS.
No.32178
>>32156I know I would start panicking if I started NOOTICING on a plane.
No.32179
>>32174Best way to find a potential daughterwife in the gay fandom
No.32180
mr snowman
brought me a dream!
he was the cutest
that I'd' never seen
No.32181
>>32160We're clearly past a point of no return now that we have valley girl video essays.
No.32183
>>32176The Joke is the Face of the Nancy
No.32188
>>31855It is basically what I thought it was after reading fanboys. I think I've looked it up before. But this isn't stuff you really need to think too hard on or have outside resources. Basic conjecture is all you need to get the gist.
All in all, it's still ultimately "vague so you don't really focus on it" (and if I were to speculate, generate some otaku appeal. That's what it did, at least That element is part of the reason why the show is so popular, it casts a wide net) and serves "the feeling."
But to tie it back in, shit in Woodstock is deliberately disorienting just for you to go "Oh, I guess that's clever." We can say that classpects are never explained because it would distract away from all these things but does Woodstock really have a character focus? Not really. If anything, it compromises characters for gags and twists and motifs and I don't know, just anything. Yes, the story is bad but it's amazing how little character interaction matters in Woodstock; it is not full of "character moments."
probably gawks and thinks very little of something like Evangelion, probably without actually having ever watched it. Not the least because of its bluntness in its true emotional core (which he'd know through osmosis) but Mr. "It's a coming-of-age story" is equally guilty even if it's all word-of-God and not the story itself. The characters can't express this because it's all irony-laden and really, what would they say that feels earned- "we didn't pick what people wanted us to be but we outgrew that" I mean, that is kind of said multiple times in the comic by characters that went nowhere (and perhaps that's deliberate but
smurf that. I've entertained the theory that giving up expectations for yourself is the real "core" of Woodstock as it tries to rationalize itself.) But it also has a confusing relationship with destiny. I digress, the Dirk-Dave conversation is the last one in the comic and all it amounts to is "Life is messy, lol!" Nevermind plotting or presentation or whatever, it ultimately just amounts to what would feel meaningful for anyone to say. It's obvious in Evangelion. What could Dave say that'd feel meaningful to the audience? "I didn't need to be a hero, I just needed to be a good person." Everyone would have thought that was retarded. So everything just kind of tip-toes around it. It's a very obvious ending in a lot of ways but it stops short of actually saying things because none of it would have resonated with people. And I don't think
would have "felt" any of it while writing it, I think he ultimately, even by the end, still wrote something he was comfortable with which is why the ending is so guarded and ultimately underpinned by some dramatic irony because of Caliborn's Masterpiece. Dave asks why they're so awesome and it's clear the dude has only grown in regards to Bro which, I guess, is something you could say is a long time coming but I'd rather say "It already essentially happened twice" without much meaningful escalation (theoretically, someone who likes Woodstock would contest this.)
I don't know, it got my brain stirring.
No.32192
>>32169Quotes for LARPers whose biggest accomplishment in life is throwing away shekels to a war effort because they're not fit to fight.
No.32193
>>32191>The earsSouth East Asian.
No.32195
I wish you could search for videos in your YouTube playlists.
No.32198
Dropping these as bait to tempt
MEX into picking one up to further push the sticker and flag backlog into an acceptable amount for implementation.
Maybe I should make an Evageeks account just to see the full 4um variety.
No.32202
>>32200Looks like one half of a face flipped over the other side but it's also asymmetrical…
No.32203
>>32201Quick autonomy checks take up between 1.4% to 1.7% of an autist's life.
No.32204
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.32205
>Late to daily log-in rewardI've truly fallen off the wagon. I can't recover from this shit.
No.32206
>>32198>>32199They're fairly redundant, sorry to say (or gay in the case of the cat smiley)
No.32207
>>32206I thought you might say that but I think there's a strong case for mischief. It doesn't have an exact replica.
No.32210
>TRICKSTER chasers move to Japan en masse
wwhen
No.32214
>>32213Guy looks like Chris-Chan pretending to be a 13 year old girl with Leukaemia.
No.32215
when is Egg-oraptor gonna crack?
it's starting to feel like half of YouTube is gonna troon out before xem
No.32216
>>32212>>32213It's so
smurfing over that it's not even funny.
>>32215I think that'll be the one repressor that never troons out due to sheer irony.
No.32218
>>32188What would you say is your favorite "character moment" and conversation in Woodstock?
No.32219
imagine being groomed by your theyfe in your early 40's
No.32222
>>32218I really like the first conversation between Dave and John. It's simple, it establishes the characters, they feel like real kids, it's mildly amusing. I've gotten pushback for this because it's "babby's first characterization" but holy shit, is it a lot better than what we'd get (I'd argue it's more subtle.)
John not flying through the portal because he remembered Dave's letter and John reading
GREEN's letter after she died are the closest the comic has to real emotional weight but they're very blatant attempts to tug at your heatstrings. They're still ultimately some of the more effective moments in the comic because holy shit are Karkat's "I GAVE YOUR UNIVERSE CANCER" and Rose's "Y-You too" bad.
No.32224
>>32223Asian
wwomenfolk!
No.32226
>>32215I think egoraptor is more of a flamboyant homosexual who likes to
smurf with people by acting feminine. I don't think he'd troon out, he'd just be a guy that dresses like a drag queen at most.
No.32228
>>32212>enjoyer of butts>bisexual>she/herYou can see the descent in action. How hard is it to have a bit of… shame? Modesty? Self-respect? I do not get what drives people to make their fetishes and sexuality etc etc everyone else's business and the first thing you get to know about them.
At least they're chill about MUH DEADNAME stuff.
No.32229
>>32222What did Karkat even do to think he was responsible?
No.32230
>>32229They speedran the game and got some kind of shitty, sickly frog somehow. It's very limp. And Kanaya has zero regrets which adds to the stupidity.
No.32231
>>32225>Boxcars getting harassed by time travelling duplicates of Eggs and Biscuits is a better character moment than Vriska and John's last interactions during Murderstuck
But yeah, I agree.
No.32232
>>32230Well,
part of the point is that Karkat is
smurfing stupid and hates himself. On the other hand, Kanaya is like the only other troll that has any sense of responsibility. Spelling out the thing definitely 100%
smurfing sucks though.
No.32233
I think there's gonna be a massive troon-out tsunami in the late 2030's or 2040's once we've figured out how to edit more of the human body
for every cracked egg that's willing to look like a clown, there have to be ten closeted ones waiting for the tech to improve
No.32234
I wonder if anyone who get on my ass for using VH Ashley in a game.
The katteban guy pretty much sequestered Serena to himself, but then maybe he built up cred.
No.32235
>>32233If there's literal TS magic it's awwwright
No.32236
>>32231>>Boxcars getting harassed by time travelling duplicates of Eggs and Biscuits is a better character moment than Vriska and John's last interactions during Murderstuck
>>32232It really spits in the face of the trolls being META GAMERS. Surely, by the time they were doing frog shit, they realized they were in the same game, right? So why did they rush it? The exact nature of the
smurf-up is ambiguous because what is a "good frog" and if they were trying to rush it, why didn't they just pick the first frog- it's like "cancer" so wouldn't it come from them overbreeding or something? But he said they were rushing it. So…
>Spelling out the thing definitely 100% smurfing sucks though.It also removes autonomy from Jack Noir because of "le red miles = cancer" (inexplicable random power of the Rings) whose whole story was cool because he was a rogue AI.
Tired talking point. It's all so tired.
No.32245
>>32242The Nepeta spite is more real because she has more dedicated fans.
Also
>sCAlso, also, whatever.
No.32246
>>32245Heavily doubt he thinks about Feferi at all.
No.32247
>>32246He calls her boring in the commentaries which as I've said, is a cope. He really doesn't like to acknowledge wasted potential. I don't think he does at all, ever.
No.32252
>>32192So are you gonna fight, or just call the kettle black?
No.32257
>>32255Redpill me on what "this" is. Bald?
No.32258
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>>32255Another ricecel 君子ed by white sexpats
Our bottom of the barrel > their cream of the crop
No.32259
>>32256This puts into a whole new light the idea of Mom getting Rose a pony…
No.32260
>>32245>>32246>>32247Feferi was mostly an after thought but there was the seed of something there…
No.32261
>>32185Unironically what Hasan believes about poor whites
No.32263
Burritos or Instant Ramen for tonight?
No.32266
>>32265Penis music dance alongside Woodstock feels like two different eras, but shouldn't
No.32267
Do better
No.32280
>>322792004 HAS RETURNED
No.32282
>>32267I blame tumblr for all this
>>32272 No.32283
>>32281His eye shield is a really useful toggle now that I see it again
No.32284
>>32277Is this the most reprehensible Jew ever?
nice progress guys
No.32286
>>32258"Bad", but the existence of this shitpost got me to tweak the report interface text visibility
so I'll let it off with a branding
No.32288
>>32279HOWAITO PIGGU GO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOMU
No.32291
>>32260The trolls were basically all afterthoughts. He just grafted more interesting stuff onto the "main" ones later. This is opposed to the original Kids who all had their personalities and basic conflicts understood from the get-go. The degrees varies from troll to troll. I could go one by one but nobody gives a shit…
No.32292
>>32263F A S T
A
S
T
No.32293
>>32265This feels Chinese on some level.
No.32294
>>32270"She's shitting"
No.32295
>>32271What's with white trash and not having eyebrows?
>Why are you calling her white trash, just because she's saying "HORSE"?Listen, I just get the vibe. And also she doesn't have eyebrows.
No.32296
>>32272We've gone too far and there's no coming back from this. I can believe this is some post-left ironic bit but they're writing with the "hurr durr… uh…" Tumblr sincerity when approached with something that doesn't fit their unhinged theories (but still remain convinced because…)
If they always had an answer, it's easier to believe it's a joke.
No.32297
>>32275Me, personally, I don't like imagining female characters I like in sexual scenarios with black men.
No.32299
>>32289Based (if made in GERMANY.)
No.32300
>>32273I hate doctors that throw their degree around to talk down to people about literally everything.
I think the bigger reason for this (I'm 99% sure the narrative to this video is anti-porn and anti-masturbation) is just SSRIs. That's it.
No.32301
>>32255>>32257Wait, HE'S bald!!!!!!!
No.32302
>>32285Waste of a perfectly good nuke. I can think of at least three better targets.
No.32303
>>32277Samejoke gestating.
>>32284I know his target audience is the alt-right now but the only person I can imagine being entertained by any of this is some hypernormie that goes "Woah, what makes him think that of Jews? This is wacky." Just like, some midwestern mom that hasn't been exposed to woke and their idea of redflags and fearmongering over frogposter memes and all that shit. As someone who's been in the nebulous "right-wing" side of the Internet for a decade, you can't find literally any punchline entertaining especially because of how God damn repetitive the comic is. The people that like current Sinfest are just going "Well, look, SOMEONE'S saying it!" which is a Hecking
HORSEShoe attitude to have.
No.32306
>>32305New OC coming up!
No.32307
>>32306>NewIt's the same character…
No.32308
>>32291>I could go one by oneP-p-please?
No.32310
I was reading some critical comments about that Frankenstein flick from last year and I saw one of them calling Guillermo del Taco (
) "fashy". I think I want to kill myself.
No.32312
feels so flowwin an free
No.32314
>>32309A random Roblox OC
mewl.
No.32316
>>32308I mean, I don't know if you read me and realized I had already written out or just got lucky but FINE, SURE, I GUESS.
"Karkat? Basically an afterthought. Meant to be the archetypal troll alongside Terezi. Him being burnt out and prickly because of every troll being
smurfing insane, murder being fairly normalized, and there being hatelove is something that comes out later and makes him a complete (and good, before the fall,) character. (I'd say Karkat only stopped being Karkat after he let Gamzee
wwalk free. Karkat not killing Gamzee but pacifing him is completely in-character because he takes troll social etiquette deathly seriously. It's only the fact that he lets him
smurf around afterwards instead of locking him in the stupid fridge or at least monitoring him that it feels like a spit in the face of Karkat and the audience.)
Gamzee? Complete afterthought. I forget when the bloodline thing was mentioned but that's the extent of him.
Terezi? Fairly well-realized on introduction, it's basically all downhill from here for her. She really leads the charge in showing how dystopian and warped troll society is so we can kind of thank her for that.
Sollux? Complete afterthought. Plot device. I forget when the “I can hear the souls of the future dead” thing comes up- isn't it in the walkaround before Murderstuck? I feel like it's immediately set up and resolved.
Tavros? I guess, basically complete from the beginning. You get his deal of “Wow, you can't force this dude to do anything because he's so flaky” and he lets Vriska
wwalk all over him and that's basically how he stays for all of the comic.
Aradia? Afterthought. Plot device. Got “fun” developments of changing personalities three times.
Nepeta? I guess completely established since her unrequited love for
Karkat is basically her core conflict. But she's not much.
Vriska? I've been over this. Basically switches character concepts three times (while staying in the same body and having no real explanation, unlike Aradia) because she was the author's pet because he thought she was funny and she got a big reaction from the audience.
Equius? Probably the best realized character upon his introduction (and definitely one of the most realized characters in the comic as whole.) His conflicts are made clear, his characterization doesn't warp, he's centered in the world before his introduction, and he does things that are relevant to him with varying degrees of importance. This is because he's a Hu¢¢ie self-insert so more care was put into him.
Kanaya? Complete afterthought. Plot device.
Eridan? Well-realized but you can kind of tell Hu¢¢ie isn't going to do anything meaningful with him (No, I don't consider the flip-out meaningful to him as a character.)
Feferi? Same as Eridan, cutely enough. That feeling that their core traits and goals won't affect the story is overwhelming here; that's why Eridan and Feferi are “afterthoughts.”
So that's 6/12 or 9/12 of the trolls (depending on your definition; do you think their observable use to the plot, other characters, and world is key? Nepeta, Eridan, and Feferi then count as “afterthoughts” since Nepeta does nothing and it was immediately apparent that neither Eridan nor Feferi's “things” would matter in the grand scheme of the comic since they were introduced so late and didn't have that many- or even any at all, I forget- logs before their introduction. Yes, they “do things” but the creation of dreambubbles is a token moment so that Feferi isn't completely useless and Eridan taking Feferi and himself out is essentially a null outcome. Neither are really related to their core characterization, I'd argue. Eridan is somewhat cowardly but again, let's beat a dead
HORSE, the murder arc sucks. And yes, they do do other things but nothing that'd justify them existing beyond the quota.) that are basically afterthoughts. Only Tavros and Equius came out of the oven as fully realized characters that didn't get radically altered by future context (like the existence and prevalence of FLARP) Terezi was a fully realized character that got bogged down by her future usage (she tricked Dave into getting himself killed but she's sad about it, BAAAAAAAAWWWW) Of those three, only two get a character arc and one of them is literally caused by fusing with another character while the other is technically wrong (since it's a different Terezi- I guess she just didn't get to act on an impulse and then that was the change needed to completely change a relationship?) and also effectively wrong because of how poorly it's written. Such so that I refuse to acknowledge it as an actual character arc.
Tavros got a story arc. That's different. "
No.32318
>>32317dasubura download codes are going out on the 18th too
No.32322
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.32324
Oh, boy, my second and third time seeing child porn back-to-back!
>Don't have mod powers on /ysg/ so I can't delete itMEEEEEEEEX, YOU
SMURFING IDIOT.
No.32328
>>32326
Only retarded Gen Xers care about Animaniacs.
No.32330
>>32328Rent-free. Imagine becoming the thing you hate because you're a dumbass.
No.32331
>>32329BLONDE WOMAN….. BLONDE….. WOMAN…….
No.32332
>>32330I didn't tell any lies. I don't even universally hate Gen Xers
No.32333
>>32332YOU'RE STILL
mewlING ABOUT A GENERATION WITH LITTLE PROVOCATION.
No.32335
>>32334HOW DO I CLICK ON THE
SMURFING GAME
No.32336
Eeeeeeeh, should I buy the shitty David Cage and/or PEOPLE DIE FROM YOUR LE CHOICE games to stream to my friends?
No.32339
>>32324You'll never be a mod there at this rate, but I applied password protection to thread creation
No.32344
>>32343People just don't care about the Simpson's anymore
No.32347
>>32346>254kNow this is the kind of content people demand
No.32350
>>32296It's NOT a joke. If you notice, that blog has been at it since at least 2017
No.32351
>>32349Woke Tarantino remixes
No.32352
>>32272>>32350Cat in the frame
G.pete, can I get a height estimate
No.32353
>>31857Woodstock readers ARE mystery meat, alright
No.32355
>>32354Keep not paying attention to it,gotcha
Also, hero wars is getting more and more saw-like
No.32356
>>32355Oh and
Gnostic btw
No.32359
>>32339>You'll never be a mod there at this rateBecause I complained that I didn't get to do my job…?
No.32360
>>32338I know this is japes but he's ignoring the fact that Equius made him really, really uncomfortable. It'd be like ignoring the fact that he hated Tavros with a passion and Karkat annoyed him, oh, wait…
No.32361
>>32340SNATCH OR AN ENTIRE TOWN'S WORTH OF LIVES. THE CHOICE… IT'S SO HARD…
No.32362
>>32316I second pretty much everything outlined here except for the fact I enjoy Terezi beyond her introductory section.
The one thing I keep wondering about is if Equius turned out as well as he did in part due to the fact he is the "self-insert" Hu¢¢ie had the most restraint with (at least if you want to ignore how he is a walking Humanimals reference). He and Tavros had the best handled deaths in Murderstuck too, I think.
No.32363
>>32362Did Hu¢¢ie claim to "self insert" as Equius ever, I just got the impression he used him for horse jokes
No.32364
>>32363Verbatim in the Formsprings and commentaries multiple times.
No.32365
>>32364Surprising, seems particularly stretchy this time
No.32366
Starting to lean towards Woodstock posts being moved to /hot/
No.32367
>>32366True, but nobody ever checks /hot/
No.32368
>>32367That bumps the thread on /hot/, so overboard will pick it up and it'll look more current/active
No.32369
Test
No.32370
>>32368Also means that as amusing as I find the portal into Jessica's bedroom, it should probably be done away with as well…
No.32371
I did the THWP! thing with my hand to my mom and explained that it was the Spiderman which prompted more Odysseus commentary. "The actor was in the Odyssey, he was terrible. Terribly miscast. Just why- why is this comedian a character? I would have preferred no-names." I think my dad saw me do it and decided to get me this poster for whatever reason. I swear, I'm still like 14 in their eyes.
I saw Spiderman: Brand New Day: I give it 7 XLRs out of 7 XLRs.
Consensus:
Pros:
Spiderman is the best superhero ever and I'm da' numbah' one Spiderman fan in the world
(09dev reference)The crowd was full, even now, the people want to see Spiderman.
Spiderman is suffering and gets 君子ed. THIS IS A GOOD THING.
Hero saves people. We like that, folx.
Yelena shows up. I like Yelena.
I was a bit skeptical on Jon Bernthal (just because of how he looks) as Punisher but he does a good performance and while it's not the Frank Castle I have in my head, it's still a fine interpretation.
I'm coming around on Tom Holland as Spiderman. The biggest problem is that he looks like a twink in the suit and not in the usual good, twunk way that makes art of Venom raping Spiderman hot. He's not as jocular as he needs to be (Raimi's wasn't either which was one of the few chinks in the adaptation), he's still a little bit of a nervous Nelly but that's intentional. I see why they cast a eunuch like Tom Holland for the role because he does have "the Spiderman voice" now(?) but also because the entire MCU Spiderman series is essentially an extended origin for the Spiderman we all know and love and the film implies he's still growing. I get (((the plan))) now, I see the vision. A lot of people have a lot of expectations for Spiderman and that's in part due to the Raimi films but also he's THE hero of Marvel and so they're working up to a point where he can be THE HERO of the MCU. The spider evolution thing is also a way to powerscale him to actually being Spiderman because this movie makes it clearly that he's not quite actually Spiderman in terms of power. (1) The spider evolution thing coming from Tom Holland who probably liked the element of symbolism originally planned by Spielberg (another penny's worth of contribution to making things better for Spielberg;
smurf you, Spielberg.)(2)
Boomer consensus is high with my mom going that she liked it because it "had a lot of detail" and later said she really liked it and my dad obligatorily asked me if stuff was from the comics and said "he's a better Spiderman than a Greek.) My mom also said that the movie was exhausting and that it made her miss unique and said it made her go "No, New York, I miss you."
Homely sort of girl-next-door vibe ginger which I guess is some kind of boner direction.
Mark Ruffalo is starting to just look like The Hulk now as his normal self due to coke bloat which I guess is synchronous casting.
The villain is a
smurfing HORSE.
Ends on an epic Ned moment.
Cons:
Due to the nature of A FUCKING FOOD in movie theaters and two SELFISH PSYCHOPATHIC JOCKS ducking to go pee during the cinema playing, my viewing experience was COMPROMISED.
Zendaya still exists. I've partially avoided this series because of her presence and how much I disliked her in the first movie. Even the promise of Toby wasn't enough to lure me back, seeing this was kind of just a whim and it's
wweird how successful it is. (I think, despite one very wise man's words about it only being popular for having The Punisher in it, people are legitimately invested in this sort of long-scale arc they've been working at.) I'm hoping they're keeping around just so they can kill her off in the most violent way possible to traumatize Spiderman and to make way for the real Mary Jane since she's technically not her. My theory is that the Hollywood Jews are desperately searching for an age-appropriate hot redhead that's down with the clan since not many can match the pure sexo of Kirsten Dunst.
I could complain about plotholes, MCU humor, and the required gobbledygook you need to watch in order to fully appreciate the film but there's really only one glaring problem with the movie that I consider legitimate (in terms of loosely enjoying slop) and that is Jean Grey. I get her not giving a shit about collateral damage but she is deliberately cruel, sadistic, and vindictive. I get that she's an X-Menmin and they're allowed to get away with being terrible people because of trauma but she really goes above and beyond.
>"You're not a killer"Mother
smurfer, there was a shot of a rando getting rammed by a taxi after she mindjacked them. That's only the most blatant example of her killing without regard (she also threatens MJ with death), I'm sure there's more if I go frame-by-frame. Also, yes, Spiderman would rescue her after knowing what they'd do to her but would he let her off scot-free after the constant (and frankly, kind of stupid), extremely callous public endangerment she put everyone through without telling anyone her goals (
mewl, it's Spiderman, TELL YOUR GOAL TO SPIDERMAN)? Hell no. But maybe it's because this is baby Spiderman. But she kind of just ruins away which feels antithetical to what even this baby Spiderman would want.
Also, holy shit, the power scaling, this is like Phoenix Force Jean Grey and this is how she's starting out. The original appeal of Jean Grey was that she was sort of a girl-next-door type that all the guys wanted to bang because there was no else and she seemed simple and easy. That's what made the juxtaposition with Phoenix Force Jean Grey. But I guess she's starting as a #damaged psycho. The first X-Man in MCU and she's like that, I guess they're all going to be nutjobs which is probably why they're going to go to conflict whoever whenever (Doomsday) I feel like that'd be tedious to watch.
(1) He struggles to open a tank.
Smurf you, Spiderman would not be mortally wounded from a high-caliber sniper round. But I guess it's because he's not fully Spiderman yet. How'd that get through the psychic barrier? Hey, shhh, don't think about it.
(2) That being said, I don't think I could ever find this Spiderman intimidating which even Fobby pulled off.
I guess it's very MCU and modern but I don't like Spiderman having a Latinx (She's not actually, but I'll keep saying it) AI track crime for him and him having a Commissioner Gordan. Long gone are the quaint days of just patrolling the city freestyle and trying to outrace cop cars…
Had to experience the time-tested exchange of a boomer speaking with a certain overwrought cadence that puts emphasis on the last words of a sentence. My father exclaimed and a grocer mumbled a full second before that three actors in this movie were "In The Odyssey"
I should be Spiderman.
No.32373
>>32343Injustice.
>>32344It possesses people still. Like a ghost.
No.32374
>>32349I think he's just a Westaboo that doesn't give a shit.
>>32351So later Tarantino movies?
No.32378
>>32365The basic read is that it's him creating a persona based off his older works. The deeper read is that "Oh, yeah, all that self-defeating BDSM shit is basically him" and it's why his comic sucks so much. He's a Megalomaniac who gets off to being undermined- there's no way he could have written a proper story out with that major malfunction.
No.32380
>>32362>I second pretty much everything outlined here except for the fact I enjoy Terezi beyond her introductory section. Terezi isn't completely terrible past her introduction, the COOLK1D chat is fun and her tricking John into dying is good and SOME of her interactions with Karkat are fine (while others are embarrassing.) She's not played for laughs enough, she doesn't get enough time to shine as someone who's, supposedly equally, if not more psychotic than Vriska, and that the drama that plays out with her is terrible and is at the expense of her characterization. (Hence Tumblr backlash that she became whining-about-boys the character which led to Hu¢¢ie taking a step back and doing you-know-what with her.)
>The one thing I keep wondering about is if Equius turned out as well as he did in part due to the fact he is the "self-insert" Hu¢¢ie had the most restraint withHe's the one that he had a strong concept for that lent well to jokes. Doc's "evil narrator" thing is inherently self-indulgent and Dirk's splinters aren't funny. Caliborn is also "good" but he's impossible to take seriously, unlike Equius. Because Equius is really sad when you think about him while Caliborn is almost inspiratory. And Dave just straight-up does not have a strong concept behind him, he's just insecure irony boy.
>He and Tavros had the best handled deaths in Murderstuck tooThey're the only deaths that make any semblance of logical and dramatic sense though Karkat not sending Equius to smash Eridan's face into pulp instead of Gamzee (when Equius shows obvious hesitation about being able to even try to fight) because "his romantic advances make him uncomfortable" is blisteringly stupid. This and him forgiving Gamzee makes it really hard not to actively hate Karkat because it feels like he went out of his way to send two people he didn't like off to die.
It should have been written that Equius goes off to kill Eridan and Gamzee intercepts them. Why this wasn't what Hu¢¢ie wrote is a legitimate mystery but maybe Karkat's stupidity and/or malice is meant to be funny. It's not but Hu¢¢ie does consider Murderstuck "the funniest part of the entire comic."
No.32382
>>32379The chat thread is really ephemeral, I can't be assed about Woodstock, and any visitor who might be interested in that kind of thing wouldn't have to dig for nuggets in a communal blog/shitpost thread
No.32383
>>32382You're no Megger!
No.32384
He didn't even update the OP to have the Strawpoll this time.
No.32385
>>32383New tab or something
No.32387
>>32385>New tab or somethingDeliberate aversion.
No.32388
>>32387Yeah, no
>>32384It's a cruddier poll, but you have edit powers, no?
No.32389
>>32388>Yeah, noYou could have said the line is what I mean.
>It's a cruddier pollHow?
Smurf you.
>but you have edit powers, noBut (YOU) doing it shows some level of approval.
No.32391
>>32389Just have the strawpoll in mind when you make the thread!
>some level of approvalThis is trve, I 'spose… So not this time
No.32392
>>32390Must be a lack of hair volume?
No.32393
>>32391>Just have the strawpoll in mind when you make the thread!I can always edit it but…
>This is trve, I 'spose… So not this time Something about today really made my daddy issues level rise exponentially high over the mommy issues level so this is hitting hard.
No.32394
>>32392Well, it's that, a terrible hairSTYLE, those unflattering earrings, the stupid, heavy necklace, and the weirdly textured and layered top.
No.32396
>>32395What is, spoiderman?
No.32397
>>32396Until Dawn.
>SpoidermanI'm not that singleminded, you little prick.
No.32398
>>32397>Until DawnLol, I didn't even know that was a Sony exclusive moviegame
No.32399
>>32398Clearly, it is on PC now and (((was))) but got replaced with its remaster.
No.32400
>>32362>>32380Oh, wait, Vriska's death was perfectly fine ignoring the "Terezi was actually tricked by Gamzee" part which is
smurfing plausibly deniable until the commentaries came around and maybe word-of-God is just being disingenuous for the narrative that Terezi was really misguided for how she treated Vriska.
No.32401
My smurfing head is splitting… bring on the new moon
No.32402
>>32401I'm in the middle of a really bad cold… It's
smurfed up my whole week.
No.32403
>>32402Hang in 'dere
At least I'm not sick sick, just dehydrated or stressed or something
No.32404
If Woodstock had the Chinese zodiac too, you could have the trolls all be different ages (or close in age for some) to the kids. You could also make characters like Equius more horselike. Most importantly, I propose changing Terezi to a rat boy and referencing the Three Blind Mice from Shrek as well as the nursery rhyme
No.32405
>>32404Nigga
smurf Woodstock I'm making them myself
No.32406
>>32405You see, the joke is that it's Woodstock, but it's not Woodstock. Anyway, the plot for this idea is that there's another world that these kids find themselves in. Time goes by very slowly and all these tribes of people are fighting to see who gets to rule the "troll" world. They encounter people like Terrenzio the blind rat boy of justice to Rexeus Duce (Nepeta replacement) the tiger and lion man who believes in his royal right to rule. He's like a big tiger man, but with a lion mane. Whoever wins the war gets to rule over all other tribes, clans, and what have you for a full year which. as we've established. is a very long time
No.32412
>>32302True
Moscow, Beijing, Delhi
No.32413
>>32225>>32231Also, more Intermission and Derse agents stickers WHEN?
No.32416
Would you guys play a Smurfs racing game that's inexplicably extreme? It starts off simple with woodland races, and as courses escalate, you're going 1300km/h through psychedelic magical realms as you defy gravity and drive on walls and ceilings
No.32418
>>32417Wow. That's all I can say
No.32422
Having breathing problems again. Don't know why this happens
No.32423
*wheeze*
No.32425
>>32406'Tiger' is going to be a big buff warrior cat man reduced to a slapstick victim Tom/Sylvester figure
No.32426
>>32423I don't wheeze when it happens. It's just like my neck starts getting really tight around my throat and I can't fully breathe in. I don't have asthma. Inhalers and hospital breathing treatments do nothing. I've had this problem my whole life. Sometimes it goes away for multiple years, and then it randomly comes back. Doctors haven't been able to figure it out
No.32427
>>32425That's an awesome idea
No.32430
>>32429More words means more localized!
No.32431
>>32427Yeah, I'm hoip for that one.
He's deep in the stack, though, only got Sheep, Cat, and Rat so far
No.32432
>>32428I'm sure this got 10x the hearts of any nanfest, but I still intend to retvrn…
No.32433
>>32413As Woodstock goes, I guess they're not SO bad
No.32435
>>32434I don't understand
No.32438
Shark trap in connections
No.32439
more boatry
for your reading PLEASURE
sailor sailor
cat got your tongue?
I like sailing
to the memories of when you were really mean
how big is your deck?
can I help keep it clean??
salty like the seas uh huh sailor?
wish you were in my port, ah sailor
tie your ropes around me, ah sailor
show how you part the seas
storms call your name out sailor
mind being my tidebreaker?
travel overseas?
with ease?
enter my naval space?
without a permit?
is that what you wish?
you sail rough, right sailor?
gets shaky on your deck?
enough I won't wwalk straight, right sailor?
wind blows from the east~
No.32440
>>32435the implication is you're ODing on shitty illegal drugs
No.32442
>>32440Well that's kind of weird, don't you think?
No.32443
>>32442When you hear about breathing you MUST think for Floydi
No.32444
>>32407>All of them are pairs with the class on the same relative degree on the active-passive spectrum>Except for Witch and Sylph and Maid and Heir
I think all of the pairings are what the fandom thought as a whole so that BTFOs Funk McLovin and Tex Talks and some other pseuds who tried to argue against things as obvious as Mage/Seer, Thief/Rogue, and Prince/Bard.
The revitalization effort is pretty embarrassing though.
No.32447
>>32446HE'S BLACK GET HIM
No.32448
>>32420Really not the best odds.
No.32449
Things are grim, coolcase is becoming increasingly prevalent on Witchan
No.32450
>>32429>>32430Really, the logical way to update it would be for her to say "Koopaling", meaning a Koopa working for Bowser and not just any Koopa.
Really don't get censorship that doesn't even share the same sentiment (she could say "thug"?) and just changes it entirely.
Though, really, Peach kind of has a right to be racist.
No.32451
>>32421Ignoring japes, lesbians thinking they can "reclaim" "ninny" is so
smurfing stupid. Woke insists that there's a strict hierarchy to oppression with no nuance but you're retarded if you think dykes have/had it easier than dregs. But waahman (oppressed) + gay (oppressed) must mean double oppression despite all real world facts.
That being said, TUNDRA EEL will never be based. Even if the end is funny.
No.32452
I think I come across far too many instances of Watchmen sneering directed at Sneeder's adaptation that unknowingly targets the comic as well. There are more poignant examples of this out there but take a look at pic related; were it not for the top post, you wouldn't be able to tell whether it is about the comic or the movie. The
TRICKSTER makes it too obvious he hasn't read the former anyway.
I think I saw some simpleton once say "Rorschach having a Christian Bale Batman voice is a mistake because it plays into the idea that he's cool", which is
smurfing retarded. Rorschach having a Christian Bale Batman voice is lame not because it "makes him look too cool" or whatever, but because it paints the idea he is in a constant state of untapped anger instead of feeling
practically dead inside (and because it's also just kind of generic and boring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SNKRo0Zalk No.32453
>>32420>>32448Oh, wait, that's the number that WENT UP, it's so bad that I thought it was a decrease.
No.32455
Partial solar eclipse in New Jersey today
No.32456
>>32455
time later
No.32457
>>32452I mean, it's communist-hatsunemiku, what do you expect.
>I think I saw some simpleton once say "Rorschach having a Christian Bale Batman voice is a mistake because it plays into the idea that he's cool", which is smurfing retarded. Rorschach having a Christian Bale Batman voice is lame not because it "makes him look too cool" or whatever, but because it paints the idea he is in a constant state of untapped anger instead of feeling practically dead insideHis voice is described as monotone verbatim in the comic. Jackie Earle Haley was a big fan of the comic and character so I think it's 100% Synder's direction that's to blame. That aside, I still think he gives a really good performance (I prefer him to Bale's Batman because
smurf Nolan Batmans even more) and the movie was really well-cast. I've gone on record saying that it's probably the best adaptation of Watchmen you could do which is to say that Watchmen can't be adapted. Might be nostalgia because I only got the comic because of the movie and was like "oh this is so much better" but it was above my head and so I put off reading it for a couple of years and then loved it. Unfortunately, this kind of puts me into multiple camps that Moore dislikes but that's besides the point. (I was infatuated with the "idea" of the story because of how dark it was and I still identify with Rorschach though I'm self-aware and actually understand the character)
I don't get how zoomzooms criticize things. It's always just "I'M SILLY" voice of things that happen or are elements of whatever they're
mewling about. I'm used to it on 4chan where being overly-dismissive is the norm but this feels different. They put good faith, benefit of the doubt, and critical thinking into things they like (even if they're talking about a flaw or something they don't like about it) but everything they don't like seems to completely baffle them and make them just talk in question marks. I'd take Tumblrtalk's disingenuous rhetoric over just "bro" any day.
No.32461
>>32458Why does she look like an ayy lmao
No.32462
>>32449I don't think anything's changing. That's how (((they))) always were.
No.32464
>>32462Nah, they were talking like adults for the first month, it feels like crystal cafe teens/
TRICKSTERS jumped in
No.32465
>>32417>>32419mewl, this is not your webcomic and your art is shit.
>>32424>Joke stolen from pop-culture>>32428Truly
grim. I guess the king wasn't an oppressor though. I don't get these people.
No.32468
>>32464I remain skeptical. What kind of adults?
No.32469
>>32468Catty 'Oldweb' webmistresses and random fandom fujos and such
No.32474
>>32472I affirm the strength of the pig.
No.32478
>>32477Learn so much Japanese that you die.
No.32480
>>32479Learn so much English you turn WOKE WOKE WOKE EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHH
No.32482
>>32481That or "Thoughts on Trump?"
No.32484
>>32481They're aliens. They want you to say Kaworu.
No.32485
>>32465>Joke stolen from pop-cultureNot only is it stolen from pop culture, it's stolen from a movie with a Jewish director improvised by a Jewish actor. Tatsuya has no honor or shame
No.32486
>>32485>improvised by a Jewish actorDidn't know Harrison Ford was Jewish.
Also, they had dysentery because they went to a third world country to shoot, lol.
No.32488
>>32486>>32485>>32487Weapon balls stole the joke too
No.32489
>>32488Earclacks (what they're ACTUALLY called) INNOVATED upon it.
No.32491
>>32490Is this an epic FTM win? I don't think MTFs have anyone with this much prestige. Kind of shocking, frankly.
It makes all those coder Liliths and the one troon who did a Hecking Pi on a whiteboard or whatever all the more sad.
No.32495
MEX is real prickly lately and making fun of me.
No.32496
>>32494I feel like there's a new generation of "long hair, beard, metal shirt" guys and they're all insufferable and soy.
No.32507
>>32504for people with huge backlogs
the video game industry going to shit is great if you have like 500 games to go through
No.32508
>>32507>the video game industry going to shit is great if you have like 500 games to go throughY-Yeah…?
No.32509
>>32495That was about the blerd
No.32510
>>32501Average sluts4sale poster
No.32511
>>32491Wendy Carlos, I guess? But I heard the dude regretted it later on, supposedly.
Trans-identified females are just way easier to take seriously and have better motivations for transitioning than trans-identified males, historically speaking. Like, who are the most relevant TiMs in history? Retarded prostitutes, serial killers and school shooters, Elagabalus, and some autistic codemonkeys. Who are the most relevant TiFs in history? Several medics and scientists, the Public Universal Friend, Jeanne D'Arc if you want to be really really charitable about it (which I have seen some wokies do
)
No.32512
why do all the kids in animu and mango command a vocab that's probably upwards of 30K words?
No.32513
>>32512"They're Japanese."
No.32514
>>32509I thought you were being passive-aggressive about it.
No.32515
>>32514Take it eajy
No.32518
>>32516hmm
watch and link the obese cat video?
No.32519
it's just gonna have to remain a mystery
No.32524
>>32522>>32523A woman agreed? Then I can't anymore!
No.32525
>>32512The second you start counting things like that, you're losing.
No.32526
>>32525ORIENTAL WISDOM.
No.32531
>>32529But one from 2009?
No.32535
>>32534Where do you check this?
No.32537
>>32534Pic related
>>32535Hover on the accounts join date on a profile
No.32540
I looked up 陪審 earlier today and now there's 陪審員 in a completely unrelated thing I'm watching
No.32543
>he boughted
No.32544
>>32542>>31643>Neither the production coordinator nor the director or co-writer nor Vivzie Pop or Hu¢¢ie
Also, why did you buy that, after all the shit you've said about Woodstock talk this thread
No.32550
>>32549Terezi's a cuddle therapist now,
varlet.
No.32551
>>32544I bought Alterniabound in 2011, bandcamp just keeps me abreast of the freshest SCOOPS
No.32552
>>32547Men will LITERALLY turn 32 and base their WHOLE personality around one of these
No.32553
>>32547Fiori produces my favorite accompaniments, probably
No.32554
>>32532Rose Lalonde is not so low as to be a Crowley kid
No.32555
>>32551>I bought Alterniabound in 2011,I hope this haunts you.
No.32562
>>32561If your favorite anime is in dem barz you're a horse!
No.32563
>>32561Big Bwo and Dave…
>>32562But MGK is white…
No.32566
>>32557One lead to the other.
No.32567
>>32559The double snap theory.
No.32570
>>32561My favorite part is how you can tell how familiar he is with each anime by how specific or extensive the references are.
Which begs the question… Why theme a rap song around anime references in general for its own sake…?
No.32571
>>32569I need to see it. I refuse to look it up.
No.32572
>>32571the tweet was just
NERV
No.32574
>>32572What did he mean by this?
No.32575
The iconic Neon Genesis Evangelion missiles.
No.32579
>>32578>when did you last change your mind?never
No.32594
>>32592What an "epic win" for pro-murder. I don't get it. I wish I could post the Karkat with his hand on his face without the text sometimes.
No.32596
>>32590I'm done with the rat boy hero, so next is a rabbit bodyshape koakuma inventor girl
No.32597
>>32596>rabbit bodyshapeOminous…
No.32599
What should I have for dinner. I need something nice that isn't leftovers
No.32601
>>32598IDIOTA!
No.32602
>>32601The other stuff is obvious and unsurprising. The real shame is referencing something when you don't even know what the title is.
No.32603
>>32599I'm having caprese salad but should be fasting
'struth No.32604
>>32602Number #1 shotacon.
No.32605
>Digibro loved VriskaA warning that should be heeded.
No.32608
Babyman will troon out, inshallah.
No.32609
>>32605Loving her is a bit much, yeah
No.32610
>>32606The
mewl is quite fat
No.32613
>>32612Unoriginal
smurfing retard lol
No.32615
Got blurays in today. There's Ichi the Killer (already seen, but not in HD) and Bullet in the Head
No.32616
>>32612is the name Beatrice a troon-fave?
No.32617
>>32616Yeah they love
Much Ado No.32618
>>32612>>32613>>32616>>32617How many of them are even aware that it's supposed to be pronounced the Italian way?
No.32619
>>32618Doesn't the anime say it? I 'member the old kinzo memes
No.32620
>>32619I imagine, but a lot of people also avoid the anime
No.32623
>>32576I look like this and say this.
No.32625
>>32503Jason called Dragons Crown a "lolicon fantasy" for having a girl with big boobs in it while sitting on knowledge of Blizzard having a dedicated "Bill Cosby Rape Room" and doing nothing about it.
He's a sack of shit and the fact that he can still find any job at all is an indictment of society and the entire human race.
No.32626
although THIS man
>>32624 is more than ten thousand times worse
No.32631
>>32628This appears to be a threat against moderation staff, shall I ban?
No.32633
>>32631It's okay, nobody here is actually Chechen
No.32634
>>32630I assume that's the highest move possible. A fine maximum value
No.32635
>>32634I feel like there's probably no hard cap on movement in 5
No.32637
Babyman, would you nuke England if someone asked you very nicely?
No.32640
>>32639Would you kindly? It's a simple request.
No.32641
BEING HUNGRY SUCKS.
No.32644
>>32642Making them into an alien invasion via flower actually looks viable
No.32646
Ancient pagan aryan law: no sad songs allowed.
No.32647
>>32637No, though London demographics are making it more and more tempting…
No.32658
>>32657Cholo gang is spreading?
No.32659
>>32636Pristine theatrics
No.32662
>>32500I
SMURFING HATE
HORSES.
No.32664
>>32628>The gender hatsIs this an attempt at self-awareness or, dare, even, self-deprecation? Or is it post-ironic political quadrant adjacent chessbrain?
No.32666
>>32661Y'know, how come Vriska practically looks like an "evil version" of
GREEN?
It's something I immediatly picked up on when I first read Woodstock when I was like 12 but eventually assumed was just a result of
being repetitive.
No.32670
>>32642>No joke>Same thing>>32645>VGH PAGANISM WAS SO EXPERIENTIAL AND SHIET BUT KVLTVRE NEVER EVER HAD TRAGEDY OR EXPRESSIONS OF NEGATIVE EMOTIONSOkay, sure, the Jews are self-victimizing, sure. Let's not read into it more. Because there's nothing there.
Again, hate this LARP shit so much.
No.32676
>>32660Yes, only now are you seeing the machinations come to fruition.
No.32678
>>32661>The REALLY exaggerated fangsWould have made the scorpion theming more clear. Double pincer horns was a bad look though, he made the right call. Also, Vriska having a lisp would have made her more endearing. This is grafted onto Sollux instead who, sure, fine, does have very big fangs. But I don't know, two characters having a lisp isn't a big ask since you also have two characters that are constantly screaming (Karkat and Terezi) and a whole bunch of characters who need glasses and such.
I remember when Sollux's quote was his little quip about not asking about disability and mortality. The Wiki (I checked it for a quick look at Sollux's sprite) seems to have gone through a progressive effort of ENDEEPENING where they make characters seem more complex than they actually are and update character descriptions to better fit the "narrative" (as in, what the author wants you to believe was always the case, what is being told to you, not actual story or character developments)
Post-canon is infecting the fandom's perception, especially secondaries.
>>32666>Y'know, how come Vriska practically looks like an "evil version" of GREENBecause they were both supposed to be a parody of Mary Sues (which Hu¢¢ie is too cowardly to outwardly admit because it's a "trope" or an observation that someone else made) and were supposed to (/do) share the same aspect of gobbledygook.
No.32679
>>32677Some of these are pretty
smurfing gay, is Japan over? They used to only copy our (sometimes superficially) cool shit.
No.32680
>>32677>>32679Indeed, nasty girls
No.32682
>>32680I mean, usually I like that and I did cum but it kind of makes me not want to watch it in full.
No.32683
Slept on the floor for almost 4 hours
No.32686
>>32656They made it worse!
No.32687
>>32686They did. What was their problem?
No.32691
>>32690LYRICS? TO WHAT? MUSIC?!?!?!?!
No.32692
>>32691video too!
https://litter.catbox.moe/oh6066l2sa6tl741.webm1080p Premium (356) with Premium audio (774)
No.32694
>>32692I thought he was puking out an eel at first.
No.32696
"Bing, you're the last consumer AI that doesn't have an extensive file on me."
No.32697
>>32696Cap it!
No.32698
>>32697Eventually, I'll immortalize it on a Nancy PHONE JOKE panel like a New Yorker cartoon
No.32699
>>32698Very wise.
No.32702
>>32700>>32701I cannot stand this shit.
No.32705
>>32704AI powered skill discs when
No.32706
SPOILER ALERT: I WANT ROW AND ME[rojo]X TO ACTUALLY PLAY THIS SO DON'T READ THE SPOILER[/rojo]
I finally finished another night-time RPGMaker horror game. I thought it was fairly obscure but there's a Manly Badass Hero Let's Play so that makes it an automatic "No. It's not that obscure."
Unfortunately, she does not keep her gothic funeral outfit through the whole thing which would have made it true
core
This was a fun (not)J-Horror experience because the purple (and sometimes awkward) prose and vocabulary choices alongside some improper grammar and other typos made it a truly stupefying experience. I kind of hoped the video I was watching wouldn't show the credits so that I was left in the dark on where it came from and how. I couldn't tell if it was originally Japanese or some kind of European language and poorly translated or just written by a European ESL. I got spoiled, ultimately, and found out it was originally CHINESE (from Taiwan) and then Japanese and then English. If I was to assume something, which I'm going to do, I get the feeling that this was translated from the Japanese version to English. Granted, this is coming from someone who knows basically nothing about any of these languages or linguistics in general so Japspergs, please watch/play and give your consensus.
(Part of the reason I think this is that the RPG Maker community and RPG Maker horror community is bigger in Japan and so it's bigger with people who can translate Japanese.)
I complain a lot about things not being subtle enough and certainly, a lot of this could come from watching this in like 5 minute increments over about a month and some things being lost in translation but I don't really "get" it. So bravo on that, I guess, I kind of applaud that. The atmosphere is great and the mystery feels compelling instead of annoying. If I were to throw a guess out there on what it's about it's
a neglected child reminiscing about her catatonic mother after her father's death which is pretty stock (PSYCHOLOGICAL!!!!) RPG Horror Maker writing but I think there was a lot that was novel and good in how it was written though it is full of wanky REFRANCES which may or may not be ultimately important. I'm not sure what Faust had to do with all of this, really. I kind of don't want to hear anyone's opinion on it in general(because it'd spoil it to me) besides RoW and
MEX. Its puzzles can be extremely obtuse and I don't know if either of you are patient and clever enough for them. There's also the equivalent of RPG Maker pixel hunting which is kind of a staple in all RPG Maker horror below the completely mainstream (Ib, Ao Oni, Corpse Party, Mad Father, Ann, Uri games etc)
Usually, when I do these, I like to keep the game a secret but I'll share its name because I think
MEX personally would enjoy its "vibe" (and could play it in Japanese… I guess…) and RoW could probably illuminate the REFRANCES I don't full grasp. The game's name is Fausts Alptraum. I can link the no commentary Let's Play I used (since those are always kind of hard to find), otherwise, it's on Steam… And I somehow had it in my library already…
Uhhhh…. I'll wait on it until I play it myself because I spoiled everything.
No.32707
>>32704I mean
'struth "ermmm i have more important hobbies that i don't actually do either" is a pretty common excuse
No.32708
>>32706>SPOILER ALERT: I WANT ROW AND ME[rojo]XOh, shit, what are you doing,
smurfface.
If you're only willing to spend 3 hours instead of possibly 10+ because of pozzles.
No.32709
>>32703That went better than I thought it would.
No.32710
>>32704I mean, at the end of the day, all we have are excuses, right?
>>32707I don't come here to feel worse about myself.
No.32711
>>32706There's dozens of modern superficial slop """horror""" RPGM games for teenage girls already, you didn't explain why this one is unique or interesting. Also Chinese people are profoundly uncreative
No.32712
Play Endacopia or Mesmalie, they're interesting
No.32720
>>32719REAL!?!?
No.32721
>>32719Memetarded gf begging you to recreate the infamous pics
No.32722
>>32711"I just think it's neat."
>>32712I like the minimalism and DIY simplicity of my teenage girl games. The tropes are nice and familiar but there's also the appeal of finding a diamond in the rough. They're nostalgic.
This showy, post-ironic Western stuff… It's not for me. I could be a lot meaner about how I describe those games.
No.32723
Also, "oops"
No.32725
>>32724Never, they're both dregs
No.32726
>>32716Same line of thought as Deltarune, I need to scope competition. I'll play the horror game, too, though it'll help if it's free
No.32727
>>32726>I need to scope competitionI don't think the games suggested are very similar to the one I suggested nor are they really all too much like each other.
>I'll play the horror game, too, though it'll help if it's freeIt is, and again, on Steam. Not even 5 bucks, it feels very humbru.
I forgot to talk about the artstyle which ranges from Deviantart (slightly pejorative) to very legitimately good, it's always charming and has a very nice style (though it does remind me of Deviantart; it's just kind of a 2000s emo Deviantart style, a very good one, Deviantart isn't necessarily bad, but it has nostalgic vibes) though and not just because it feels kind of scrappy sometimes (with skittish lines not really adhering to any style or rhyme or reason- that's the worse stuff but it feels amateurishly expressive which is kind of odd because it feels very professionally polished otherwise)
The simple doodles kind of show a mastery of shapes or whatever because it feels like if they were drawn even slightly different, they'd come off as limp or goofy.
No.32732
Do people really wash their pillows?
No.32733
>>32732I've done it like, once in my life. Maybe if I was really concerned about keeping a particular pillow for a long time. They feel semi-disposable though
No.32734
Tempted to buy pizza tonight.
No.32741
Kagome weave chainmail
No.32744
>>32732You mean the pillow cover, or the whole pillow?
No.32749
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No.32750
I guess the reason it doesn't line up right is because of the font change
lemme try this
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No.32757
>>32755They're doing it again hmm
No.32760
>>32754Would you nuke France if someone asked you politely?
No.32761
>>32731If anything, she's living in her father's shadow. Which is a kind of nepotism and it's not the kind you want, but it's not the worst thing in the world either. Imagine being able to somehow benefit from "Okay, so here's what I know about MY DAD"
No.32763
>>32751A webcomic designed to make mentally ill children worse.
No.32765
>>32749I know I'm #biased but it seems like it's anti-Gamergate people that blow up its importance like it was significant factor in why Drumpf won against a blackhole of charisma that wasn't really liked by her own party.
No.32767
>>32762The person below me correctly identified it as Norway
No.32769
>>32755>>32759Ugh, why does it start that way?
No one can make me do something I don't want to do. This is a good thing. #blueboard
(It's really not.) 
No.32770
>>32766>>32768Who was in the wrong here?
No.32772
>>32770I think it's one of those cases where everyone involved is a
HORSE that should have their throat slit
No.32773
>>32746At least it's a "new" joke but
>same thingI'm sick of these flowers and I know they're not going to be little aliens or carry some flesh-eating bacteria so I just truly hate that we've spent like, a week on them.
>>32756Oh boy, China, a new topic! Do you think he's going to go over the conflict between the USSR and Mao's China? Or the fact that Japan launched a full-scale invasion of China a full twelve years before Mao took power?
No.32774
>>32772What's the basic gestalt on the chick
No.32775
>>32742Wish you could do it with a Rose.
No.32777
>>32773>Oh boy, China, a new topic! Do you think he's going to go over the conflict between the USSR and Mao's China? Or the fact that Japan launched a full-scale invasion of China a full twelve years before Mao took power? No, and he'll probably gloss over the fact that China doesn't like Jewish money or the fact that Mao thanked Japan for helping the CCP take power. Like, there's no way to depict Japan as a tragic hero here without just changing history. Like, what? Are the Jewpanese tengus and kappas going to make Japan invade China so the Communists take power?
No.32778
>>32747Ancient sex tourist wisdom.
No.32779
>>32774I don't know or care, she's at a literal deathfat fetish bar
she can die
No.32781
>>32779>she's at a literal deathfat fetish barMaybe she's recruiting for based deployments.
No.32783
Where did all the filters go? Did we have a full purge other than ninny?
No.32784
>>32783And dreg.
No.32785
>>32783Please oh please don't tell me we lost
GREEN MOTORCYCLE No.32786
>>32785Oh thank goodness
No.32787
>>32783I split many of the HS relevant ones over to /hot/
No.32790
>>32787As long as we keep really funny ones, that's all I care about. Like the filters for swears and other bad words are one thing since I'll never use them. As long as I can feel goofy, I'll be happy
No.32792
Capeshit Woodstock where John is Ghost Rider (Nicholas Cage), Dave is his Casey Jones, Rose is his Oracle, and
GREEN MOTORCYCLE is his talking green motorcycle.
No.32793
I wonder how many people have a fetish for feeding ONLY when it's someone who's become physically disabled. No relation to that last post, at all, of course.
No.32795
Fobbuscus
No.32796
>>32794>Russian.
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No.32797
>>32796I mean, he had the data, it was a logical choice, for some reason he felt he had to pwn the Ukraine woke moralists or whatever though.
No.32800
>>32798The fact that they both share "kindness" is really funny to me. It already sort of overlaps with "justice" as do "perseverance" (or "determination" which I get is supposed to be a gestalt but still) and "patience" and I'm really not sure what the color theory behind it was. It's not ROYGBIV/the colors of a rainbow. Why is one cyan and one pink? You can argue the pink is violet, sure, but that doesn't explain the cyan.
Not that baby show is much better because "kindness" encroaches on generosity turf and one of them is literally just magic (friendship.)
No.32801
>>32798Undertale got so popular because the MC looks like a chubby asian kid
No.32802
>>32800I had presumed RGB + CMYK but he left out an edgelord black one from the blorbo squad
No.32803
>>32801>>32802That feels like a deliberate attempt to avoid it being a true rainbow because it'd skirt around the baby show allegations by a razor thin margin.
One other possible thing is that he avoided the indigo/violet thing because humans tend to view varieties of colors closer to blue as less distinct than varieties of colors closer to red. I don't know if that's psychologically true or not but it makes intuitive sense because we see closer to the red side of the spectrum so I refuse to look it up.
No.32804
Why didn't Toby try to get an Undertale anime made before Deltarune?
No.32805
>>32804Same reason Woodstock got a pilot a decade after it ended.
No.32807
>>32804Because he liked making games more than selling out totally
No.32811
>>32809>'Moons' as substitute for daysI dunno, feels pretty fakeweird…
No.32812
>>32811Well, moons are somewhat relevant to TF2 because a full moon enables Halloween mode.
No.32813
>>32803> skirt around the baby show allegationsI assume it's based off the MSX or ZX spectrum palette, or some other retro thing given the game's art style
No.32816
>>32812That's all well and good, but having 29 moon cycles in September would be INSANITY
No.32818
>>32817WHICH COUNTRY!?!??!?!
No.32819
>>32804Not enough networking/marketing in Japan yet
No.32825
"He's still at it, huh?"
Didn't Demo D start this bit?
No.32826
>>32822What's their completion rate?
No.32828
>>32827It's fine 'cause there are Shrek games
No.32829
>>32828It's just a "What won't Brawlhalla cross over with" thing.
>Inb4 KubelYou know what I mean.
No.32831
I'm so sick of people calling it "cake"
No.32834
>>32832It sounds stupid. It's not erotic. It's a dumb fad. Zoomer family-friendly slang is annoying.
No.32836
>>32833>>32835Byron, not like this…
No.32837
>>32834>It's a dumb fad.It's been around for quite a while at this point.
No.32840
>>32839Curious if there's a face reveal, which preconceived racial bias will be confirmed
No.32841
>>32837Fads come and go, and this one has been coming way too hard because zo
'slidooners are
smurfing parrots.
No.32842
>>32841I can't argue with that. Someone older than me is victim to it (who's a zoomer is up to debate, some people say late 90s so whatever) and it's annoying. "LARP" is the new one even though it's been around for a while, kids are throwing it around much more loosely these days.
No.32844
>>32842They're using it to attack secondaries which is way past overdue and we already had a name for them. It's tiresome.
No.32845
>>32842Ayup feels good to be abreast of youth slang from listening to the daily shoah in 2017 *cssk*
No.32846
>>32845Just waiting for the day when all the fandom kiddies start throwing around "normie."
No.32847
>>32846They haven't been?
No.32848
https://youtu.be/3C8n4Clxyio?t=325it's tenet
why even say
tenant when you know it's wrong?
No.32852
>>32850Source? I think it's clear to see this is, ironically, opportunism because the biggest kosher detractors or at least skeptics towards post-canon stuff being troll's remorse types that have said "
HORSE" for one reason or another and Phoebe.
No.32853
Surely, if there were court cases, it'd be publicized.
No.32855
>>32790We'll need to collectively come up with more racist stereotype filters to keep things fresh
No.32856
>>32855Got a call from a company today about a job interview on Thursday. If I get hired on, they'll reimburse me to have my passport expedited so I can fly to China to train for 4-6 weeks. Made me think we could do something based on Chinese stereotypes. Maybe something somehow about how both Chinese and Koreans call the Japanese "little Japanese"
No.32860
>>32856Whoa, nice, I've never had the guts to do something like that
No.32863
If you do move Woodstock posts to /hot/, it should be its own thread since it's so sporadic. /mcd/ Woodstock spasms or something.
No.32864
>>32407You can tell some of these were made for (1) character only. Also, where are the black suns for like
Where's uh, Mage
Am I blind
There are 14 and 14 classes… Uh…
No.32866
>>32863It'll go into
>>>/hot/3Let's see how much long this 32nd thread will last
No.32867
>>32866I knew you'd say that but HISS, HISS AT THE IDEA.
No.32869
>>32868Everything must be preserved…
No.32870
>Leaves them up
More like "clone post"
Ah well, it does consolidate things and make the overboard look better
No.32871
>>32870I just meant the new thread thing.
No.32874
is anyone watching that damn Woodstock drama podcast or whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbNxmzLlMdc No.32876
>>32864Mage is the mislabeled second Page. Third row, first column.
No.32877
>>32874my honest reaction
No.32878
>>32875What does this have to do with Rose Lalonde in a nazi uniform?
No.32879
>>32875Nah, I'm not a podcast guy, and I listen to shit at 2x speed if it's taking too long.
No.32881
>>32879>I listen to shit at 2x speed if it's taking too long.Which makes you perfect for summarizing wishy-washy time-wasting fluff.
No.32883
>>32882(((SOMEONE))) has to do it…
No.32884
>>32870I was watching it just a few minutes ago and you can even see my comments in that screenshot, but I was getting bored so now I'm back to my radio dramas.
Anyway the FRAF guy sounds kinda sketchy (duh) but from what I could gather he heard Hu¢¢ie say that Bowman was the first person he offered the position of Music Team manager before Fobby was even in the picture
No.32888
This is the kind of drama shit I would listen to when I was like 15 and into Mr. Metokur. Feels eerily nostalgic listening to nobodies talking about nothingburger drama in a voicecall.
No.32892
>>32849They do, actually, "normie" is normie now
No.32893
>>32892Fascinating observation.
No.32895
>>32894wh-why the gasoline thing?
No.32896
>>32895I don't know,
'struth… But it would be vulgar looking while dripping golden beer/foam
No.32897
Pizza Hut had the ability to make *Medium* Stuffed Crust Pizza, but only now did they decide to sell them. For the price of a large back then, no less.
No.32899
>>32898Left is based if she gets eye dots for expressions
No.32901
>>32899She doesn't, but it's bald black
HORSE…
No.32903
Miss when pizza places had lobbies.
No.32905
>>32904Yep, classic Americana
No.32907
Freakazoid traveled back to WWII, so now Tatsuya has to contend with him
No.32935
>>3282698% I could be their second missed request
No.32944
>>32884>from what I could gather he heard Hu¢¢ie say that Bowman was the first person he offered the position of Music Team manager before Fobby was even in the picture Yeah, I'm calling bull.